Chapter 4 by Dereck

Chapter 4 by Dereck
Tweety kept on running. He ran across the street, through the bushes, and into an opening in a park. He leaned against an old oak tree while turning around to see if Moose was behind him, he wasn’t. He sighed with relief. He slowly made a 360 rotation. There was a pond, a bench, a screaming duck surrounded by five dark brown-spotted, gray, snapping squirrels, a bush….wait a second. Tweety turned back to the duck. The next thing he knew he was running towards the squirrels, shooing them off the hysterical duck. The duck lifted his head and stared up at the boy. “I didn’t need you to help me. I was doing perfectly fine without you.” Wait, we’ve been here before, haven’t we? Let’s fast forward……..okay. “Okay, let me get this straight.” Tweety said. HOLD IT. Too far. Let’s go back a bit. “I am Moose. You know. Maxwell Thomas Drake III. It’s me! I don’t know what happened. One second I’m chasing you across the street and the next I am surrounded by 5 squirrels.” said the duck desperately. “Okay, let me get this straight. You, Maxwell Thomas Drake III, the worst bully in the history of all bullies, turned into a duck?” “Look, I know it’s hard to believe, but I swear it’s true!” “Okay…” Roger said cautiously, slowly walking backwards. He then turns around and sprints off. “WAIT!!!” the duck yells after him “Take me with you! I can’t stay here alone!” Roger stops and turns around. He takes a moment to think. He can’t bring the duck to school, no one will believe him it’s Moose. If he brings him to his house, his mother will flip out and he’ll be late to school. “Hmm, I think I have an idea.”
Back to the Uptheres Backtheres Downstairs. David stared at Stanley. Stanley stared at David. They both gulped hard. “We are gonna be on sooo much trouble” David said, hardly believing what he just saw. “No no no, YOU are gonna be in a lot of trouble, not me. It’s your computer.” Stanley said. “WHAT? YOU were the one who told me to press the purple button! Plus, we pressed the purple button the exact same time!” “Okay fine. It is both of our faults.”
“Spill your beans, what’s your idea Tweety?” Moose asked impatiently. “Well, my dad’s friend uncle’s third wife’s sister-in-law’s best friend’s boss’s wife third cousin twice replaced knows a guy in Uptheres Backtheres Downstairs.” Moose took a deep breath in and whispered “You mean the Uptheres Backtheres Downstairs land we are never supposed to talk about? And how can they help us?”
“This situation is getting worse and worse. What if his dad’s friend uncle’s third wife’s sister-in-law’s best friend’s boss’s wife third cousin twice replaced knows our supervisor….or our boss?” asked David, getting more and more scared. “This situation just hit rock bottom David. I think his dad’s friend uncle’s third wife’s sister-in-law’s best friend’s boss’s wife third cousin twice replaced knows me….before I came up to Uptheres Backtheres Downstairs I lived on planet Earth and I—“
“WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TWO DOING? I TOLD YOU TO NEVER PRESS THE PURPLE BUTTON!! YOU TWO ARE GOING TO UPTHERES OUTTHERES UPSTAIRS DOWNTOWN!” the boss yelled, nearly breaking Stanley’s and David’s eardrums.

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